29 Reasons Why Geeks Are Sexy

Friday, November 30, 2007

1. Geeks Are Great Baby Makers - their genetic CODE is flawless and clean!
2. Geeks Have Fun Hobbies - who doesn't like
   to play Halo 3 all day?
3. Geeks Are Athletic - Lugging 50+lbs of PC
   gear to a LAN party takes skill and muscles!
4. Geeks Are Just Smarter Than Everyone Else... I mean, who else ‘gets’ Stephen Colbert’s jokes?
5. Geeks Are Smart - We tutor math and science just to kill time between gaming!
6. Geeks Make Good Money - Especially if you work for Google!
7. Geeks Get To Wear Geeky Shirts – which only other Geeks really ‘get’!
8. Geeks Are Diverse - Comic books, PC games, C++ programming OH MY!!
9. Geeks Are Low-Maintenance - We can live solely off red bulls, hot pockets and our computers for weeks.
10. Geeks Are Multi-Lingual - C++, UNIX, HTML, PASCAL and MIPS are just the tip of the iceberg of the languages we know.
11. Geeks Look Good – Our farmers tans will definitely get your attention.
12. Geeks Know How To Have Fun - Dungeons & Dragons and World of Warcraft are like skydiving for us.
13. Geeks Know How To Dress - Glasses and pocket protectors are the new black!
14. Geeks Are The Best Partners For Board Games - Scrabble, trivial pursuit…. next question!
15. Geeks Always End Up With The Pretty Girl - If you don’t believe me rent - Revenge of the Nerds.
16. Geeks Go To Fun Events and Parties - Who doesn’t like to dress up and go to Comic Con?
17. Geeks REALLY Don’t Ever Get Picked On – No ‘Street Cred’ is earned when you beat up a Geek!
18. Geeks Win Every Science Fair - What 6th grade Geek can’t build a semi-nuclear conductor?
19. Geeks Will Always Let You Win Playing Sports - usually not by choice! (does chess count?)
    
20. Geeks Are Loyal Friends And Lovers - Not many other options!
21. Geeks Are Technically Proficient - What isn’t sexy about being able to defrag a hard drive or install RAM?
22. Geeks Are Well-Behaved - Can you sit in front of a computer for hours? (most of the time par-taking in harmless activity)
23. Geeks Have Job Security - Who do you think the FBI and NSA turn to when they need help with Internet security?
24. Geeks Were Reading Kama Sutra -- When jocks were out playing sports!
25. Geeks Are Better Than Blockbuster – We can get you the latest movies on DVD. (and we only have to break 13 copyright laws)
26. Geeks Are Here To Help - Your company’s I.T. department is comprised of our finest personnel.
27. Geeks Are Handymen - Who do you think can fix those pesky, frustrating machines called computers better than anyone else?
28. Geeks Are Innovative - The Iphone, laptops, Ipods, HDTV,
    PS3, are just the tip of the iceberg of what we are capable of.
29. Geeks Are Cutting Edge – You know that browser you are using on your computer as you read this list…..guess what…MADE BY GEEK!!